Directed by Maggie Pilcher

Cast List
Ron Corley, MP	Mark Kitchener
Donna	Jeni Boyns
WPC Brenda Hackett	Carly Caller
Albert, a pizza boy	David Tummon
Louise, Ron's wife	Helen Caston
Dr Billing	Terry Pilcher

Why should Ron Corley MP, the Minister for the Environment, be searching the seaside bungalow of his ex-mistress Donna? And why does his virtuous wife, Louise, turn up at the same place on the same day? And what is the romantic, but inebriated, doctor with a bunch of flowers doing in Sussex when his practice is is London? The plot twists and turns as Ron tries desperately to keep wife and mistress apart. Add to this the presence of the 'long arm of the law' in the shape of Brenda, a frustrated and ever-hungry policewoman, and Albert, a bright but devious pizza delivery boy who discovers there are easier ways to earn a crust than delivering pizza, and you have an evening of classic farce.

The pizza boy catches on fast!	Ron trying to explain why he's in Donna's flat
Albert sees a chance to make a profit	Dr Billing makes his intentions known to Louise
Brenda gets wistful with Albert	Well they must belong to somebody!
A hysterical Donna needs sedating	The cast