Written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft

Directed by Steve Berry

Cast List
The French
Rene Artois		Bill Beck
Edith Artois		Kathy West
Yvette		Leanne Harding
Leclerc		Phil Willing
Michelle		Angharad Watson
Mimi		Carly Caller
The Pianist		Tony Fairclough
Peasant Girl		Charlotte Caston
Peasant		Neil Thorne
Jacques		John Monks
Giles		Peter Gray
The Germans/Italians
Colonel Kurt Von Strohm		Jim Chapman
Captain Alberto Bertorelli		Ian Balderston
Herr Otto Flick		Dean Caston
Helga		Helen Caston
Lieutenant Grüber		Pat Sanders
General Von Schmelling		Colin Mepstead
Soldier		Tony Fairclough
The British
Crabtree		David Tummon
1st Airman		Neil Thorne
2nd Airman		John Monks
London & Swedish Voices		Scott Shearer

"Listen very carefully... I shall say zis only once!" This stage version of the popular TV comedy finds all your favourite characters from Café Rene up to their usual tricks, only this time it's much worse with the news that the Führer is to visit the town. Once again poor Rene is at his wits end.

This production was our entry in the Kent Drama Association's 3-Act Festival in which we finished 4th overall (2nd on just acting marks). Special congratulations go to Phil Willing (winner - Best Set Design), Bill Beck (runner-up - Best Actor) and Beryl Lacey (runner-up - Best Wardrobe Achievement). The Society also won the award for Most Effective Use of Limited Space.

Michelle, René and Yvette discuss tactics	Herr Flick and Helga
René and Yvette in familiar pose	Edith trying to empty the café!
It is I - LeClerc!	The General starts to cut the knockwurst containing the painting
Bertorelli rehearses for a little deception	Lieutenant Grüber with his favourite café owner