Written by Jimmy Perry & David Croft

Directed by Phillip Willing

Cast List
Captain Mainwaring		Bill Beck
Sergeant Wilson		Colin Mepstead
L/Cpl Jones		Pat Sanders
Private Frazer		Steve Berry
Private Godfrey		William Law
Private Walker		Gerald Flanagan
Private Pike		Simon King
Private Cheeseman		Jack Homewood
Private Sponge		Tony Fairclough
Private Hancock		Darren Hammock
Private Day		John Monks
Rev. Timothy Farthing		David Tummon
Mr Yeatman, the Verger		Peter Gray
Mr Hodges, the ARP Warden		Chris Young
U-boat Captain		Andy Stringer
Colonel		Mick Willis
Mrs Fox		Jean Willis
Mrs Gray		Kathy West
Mrs Pike		Leanne Kempster
Ivy Samways		Danielle Feekings
Edith Parrish		Liane West
Waitresses		Pam Balderston & Jodi Freghter
U-boat crew		Daniel Harbour, Terry Pilcher, Neil Thorne & David Tummon
ARP Wardens		Daniel Harbour & Neil Thorne
Mr Gordon, Town Clerk		Terry Pilcher
Porter		Neil Thorne
Servicemen		Daniel Harbour & David Tummon
Godiva Girls		Mel Bowcock, Danielle Feekings, Jodi Freghter, Sophie Godfrey & Jo Godman
Mrs Prosser		Emma Ansley
Mrs Hart		Danielle Feekings
Miss Ironside		Emma Ansley

This production was our entry in the Kent Drama Association's 2008 Full-Length Play Festival.

Steve Berry won the award for 'Best Actor in a Supporting Role' for his portrayal of Private Frazer.

The Society received runners-up certificates in the following categories:
'Achievement in Wardrobe',
'Most Effective Use of Limited Space (the Alan Birch Award)',
'Initiative in Stage Presentation',
'Best Newcomer' (for Simon King's portrayal of Private Pike)

The production recreates three episodes and an additional scene from the popular TV series

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"The Deadly Attachment" The Walmington-on-Sea Home Guard platoon has to guard a captured U-boat crew. But the fearless Captain Mainwaring incurs German displeasure when he orders the defiant prisoners to be served soggy fish and chips.
"Your name vill also go in ze book - vot is it?" "Don't tell him Pike"	"You vill take us to ze harbour; one false move and I vill pull ze pin from ze grenade in his trousers"
"Mum's Army" The Home Guard are recruiting women. However, Mrs Mainwaring has not left the house since Münich so she will not be joining her husband's platoon. So when a newcomer with a touch of class, Mrs Gray, joins the platoon, Captain Mainwaring sets tongues wagging with a brief encounter.
Some of the platoon's new recruits	Mrs Gray leaves Walmington
"The Godiva Affair" The platoon are rehearsing their Morris dancing routine as part of a fund- raising carnival parade which will include a ride past by Lady Godiva. After a heated selection process, Captain Mainwaring has a nasty surprise when there is a last minute substitution for Godiva.
Sgt Wilson's hobby-horse raises a few eyebrows	Captain Mainwaring tries to calm the waters between Mrs Fox and Jones, but ends up making things worse
The Town Clerk gets excited thinking about Lady Godiva in "fleshings"	Wilson tries to keep Pike away from the prospective Godivas